Just as a quick follow up. The judge wasn't wearing his usual robes. Instead, he had on a BOW TIE! I was so embarrassed I could hardly look at him. I felt like, "Oh my god. I slept with a man with a bow tie."
I'm a 30 year old who never mentally got past 25 and I have no intention of doing so either thankyouverymuch. This is my anonymous blog where I can talk about sex with my husband and my family since when I write as me, they can tell and get mad and shit. Here though, I'm fixin to just let it all hang out.